May 2013
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I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
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so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
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damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
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April 2013
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ravenmgee: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: shurlawk: scarfu: noviceartist: laurenocuma: brivonnet: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Submitted by:  nonniebyrd THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. Did that shit…just explode rainbows?! iahenkjiakhbfkjwe idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see...
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do-not-feed-the-animal: i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: tardisinshire: starllex: starllex: why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands? I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight...
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breadprincess: Casual reminder that this total BAMF is played by the same person as this complete and utter doofus You’re welcome.
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